You know sometimes you really have to crack your mind and squeeze your brain juice to come up with phrases and sentences to update your facebook's status. And when you run out of ideas, perhaps it's better to keep it blank. Came across a friend's status this afternoon,

"Whatever you give a woman, she will make it greater. Give her sperm, she will give you a baby. Give her a house, she will give you a home. Give her groceries, she will give you a meal. Give her a smile and she will give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what she is given. So if you give her crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit..."

I can't help but to laugh and agree. =p